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Dear Occupier,
Following the completion of the construction of the building which you now occupy, details of the plans of the property were registered on our central records, mainframe computer. During the process of updating our registering system, an administrative error has been discovered. It appears that, in the early stages of the original planning application, the Local Authority, failed to identify succinctly, the property in which you now live. Therefore, technically speaking, no consent was ever given for the erection of your particular dwelling.
Under the terms of the planning act of 1927 and it’s byelaw amendment of 1951, we are obliged to inform you that planning consent is essential and must be obtained in all circumstances irrespective of the age of the property.
You must therefore contact your local planning office immediately to make the necessary planning application. You will require forms PA1b, TP44 and BB3. All these forms must be completed in triplicate and returned together with a cheque for £96.47 (plus VAT) in order that processing may be instigated.
Under sub section 4b of the 1927 act, we are obliged to inform you that in the event that no planning application is registered with this office within the prescribed 6 month "breather period", then application for a demolition order may very well be sought, it is therefore essential that you contact your local planning office immediately!
If you do happen to contact the planning office, don’t be surprised if they view your ravings as those of an unhinged Council Tax payer, so don’t bother. Just spend the money you would have spent on planning permission on a good night out, celebrating your birthday
Yours faithfully,
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