Bottle labels

There are several ways you can use these bottle labels.
1. Soak off the labels on an unopened bottle of wine and replace them with one of these. (Serve at a dinner party or give as a present)
2. Remove the labels from an empty wine bottle and replace with these. You can then just pour wine into the empty bottle
3. Don’t use wine at all. Put cold tea, vinegar - or any other drinkable liquid in the bottle. For effect you might add a little vinegar to your chosen liquid. Take a sip yourself and proclaim it excellent!
Remember, 90p buys you a copy of the label and the reproduction rights to print off as many as you like as often as you like.

What better way to end a hard days’ tramp, than to slide between those sheets - of cardboard - and allow the pungent odour of rotting vegetables, wafting on the breeze from the neighbouring dustbins, to caress your nostrils and allow a bottle of slow brewed, ‘King of the Road’ to tickle your palate. This rich nutty malt flavoured beer, is blended with the finest metholated spirits, giving you that gut wrenching, burning sensation you have come to expect, as it fuses with the food scraps, you scavenged for your evening meal

Do you get ‘fou as a wulk’ (pissed as a newt) every Saturday night? If so, then why shouldn’t your beloved become equally plastered?
A few bumper ‘noggins’ of this elixir, will guarantee that your spouse will be ‘receptive’ on your return home from the hostelry