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Where a practical joke/hoax is designed to ‘wind up’ and/or deceive, the ‘ SPOOF ’ is described in the dictionary as “a good humoured deception or prank.” The following examples will give you an idea of the form they take.

As with the Humorous Hoaxes, the paragraph spacing, correct letter heading layout and room for names and addresses, where relevant, have had to be ignored in the search for simplicity. But be assured all the letters are properly laid out with room for the recipients name and address where applicable.

Each purchase is sent as a three page e-mail attachment and comes with full reproduction rights. The first page describes the ‘ SPOOF ’ , how to use it and the typeface used for matching the name and address where applicable. The second page is the actual ‘ SPOOF ’ ,whilst the third page is a logo which you can print on the envelope to make the whole ‘ SPOOF ’, more credible.

Dear Friend,
I am grieved by the necessity of having to write to you on such matters but pressure has been bought to BARE, by several of your neighbours, the Local Council and those of a nervous disposition.
It would seem that over the past few weeks, neighbours, dog walkers - and subsequently sight seers - have caught a glimpse of your NAKED FORM through the window within the confines of your bedroom, which according to all the seasoned local oglers, gawpers, voyeurs and peeping toms, is not a pretty sight.

In the last few days your thoughtless cavorting's have caused chaos in the local vicinity. The briefest sight of your ‘stitch less’ form, has terrified two dogs, sent well adjusted men running, and given numerous children nightmares!

SP03 What will they think of next? To cut down on co2 emissions, the Government want you to breath in oxygen then breath out your dangerous co2 into a plastic bag . To see that you comply the streets will be patrolled by ‘AIR RAID WARDENS’ !

As you know, the OZONE LAYER is diminishing due mainly to chloro-flouro-carbon gases and an excess of Carbon Dioxide. The Government have already passed acts of parliament banning the use of chloro-flouro-carbons and introduced laws regarding catalytic converters on all new cars but feel that they can go one step further.
For some considerable time now the Government have been worried about the General Public, breathing in Oxygen, which everyone wants, and breathing out Carbon Dioxide, which nobody wants.
All this exhaling of CO2 is adding to the "greenhouse effect". In order that they might minimize the effect, the Government have passed an act of parliament which it hopes will help to alleviate the problem. This new law is now on the statute book as:-

Brief details are expounded hereunder, in as much as they may affect your everyday living.
1.... NO MORE HEAVY BREATHING. (This is to take effect immediately.)
(ii) When making telephone calls, all those with suppressed sexual tendencies may use the " SHALLOW BREATHING METHOD" only. [ This is not to be confused with "THE RHYTHM METHOD" which is a different thing entirely)